twooping

The act of sexually assaulting a Turtle/Tortise. Usually involves luring a Turtle/Tortise into the open, befriending it to make it feel comfortable and then savagely raping it, in view of other people.

"bro did you see that dude twooping before"
"yes, please call the park rangers"

by wepty December 31, 2019

Twoops

When a person gets pregnant by accident and thinks shit can't get worse but then they find out there is two on the way.

Me: Yo my life blows.
Carl: Why? I thought you were high on life.
Me: I was until I found out me and my girl are havin twoops.

by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010

Twoops

Something you tweet about in Twitter, that later becomes a source of embarrassment for you

Sharon has been tweeting about her boss; One of her colleague had seen it and reported to her boss. She had a tough time covering up her twoops

by Santy_India January 13, 2010

twoop

To have twin bowel movements, usually without the aid of diarrhea. The movements may be identical or fraternal.

I thought I was done, but I went back to the bathroom and had a twoop.

by The Twooper April 10, 2009

Twooping

Snooping or being nosy on twitter

~stalking someone's feed
~searching so hard for hard for that twitter drama

" Hey girl, are you twooping on twitter again?"

by Alliayuhyuhyuh January 30, 2018

Twoop

A combination of the words tweet and poop. Tweeting while pooping.

I was making a twoop then this guy walked in the bathroom and heard me.

by lboii April 30, 2015

Twoop

The act of sitting on the toilet while participating in social media (e.g. Twitter).

Disgruntled wife: Get out of the bathroom! You've been in there for almost an hour.

Husband: Leave me alone, I'm twooping.

by doc7string February 08, 2020