two

The number after one.

by person yo-yo August 02, 2003

two

the numbers of fingers highly favored for fingering.

He fingered her with two fingers.

by meg December 13, 2003

two

Testicle Count.

One.... Two...... What the hell is taht!

by Mike Butler August 31, 2003

two

the number of genders there are

Guy one: how many genders are there?
Guy two: two.

by Liban March 18, 2021

two

double good bye (in addition to 'one')

cya cya, bye bye, peace peace, one two out
alright man, cya later, one... ok later, two...

by pimpinat31 April 29, 2003

two

Used by Cub-Scout Colour-Guards where I'm from, (not really pretty universal) usually to dismiss the plebs that are ruled by the benevolent speaker of the Colour-Guards.
(Example is at end of a Scout event because before the Scout event would be too long)

Color guard, attention. Will the audience please rise?
Color guard, advance, Scout salute.
Color guard, retire the colors. (Flags)
Two.

by reelmsysdefs March 31, 2022

two

1. pooing
2. anything relating to the anus or the ass

SEE ALSO one

I drilled her number two last night

by num May 13, 2004