twittle dicking

The act of wasting time or staling.

My husband and I are late for a wedding because we wont stop twittle dicking around.

by cuntmuffin6626 July 1, 2017

Twittle My twat

When a girl wants you to lick her pussy out.

Phil will you Twittle my Twat?

by Big Poppa 1234567 October 31, 2009

twittling your nutsack

To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.

Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!

Nadsack:...

Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009

pink little twittles

They are anyone's nipples

Tom asked me if I played with her pink little twittles while we had sex.

by Weeds July 10, 2005

Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)

by Twittlerio February 1, 2025

Twittle balls

The act of a man dunking his testicles in glitter and slapping them against a canvas.

Picasso was praised for his use of twittle balls

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020

Twittle

A group of twats moving and or coordinating with each other.

"Hey, I heard the bosses are showing someone from your corporate around the plant today. Watch out for that twittle."

by 0d1n5100 September 3, 2022