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twittle-twattle

Twittle-Twattle noun. tattle, gabble vulgar

Twattle
TWAT'TLE, verb intransitive To prate; to talk much and idly; to gabble; to chatter; as a twattling gossip.

TWAT'TLE, verb transitive To pet; to make much of. Local.
Thanks you twittle-twattler!! Why don't you go twittle on someone else you twattler
mugGet the twittle-twattlemug.

Twittle My twat

When a girl wants you to lick her pussy out.
by Big Poppa 1234567 October 31, 2009
mugGet the Twittle My twatmug.

twittling your nutsack

To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.
Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!

Nadsack:...

Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009
mugGet the twittling your nutsackmug.

pink little twittles

They are anyone's nipples
Tom asked me if I played with her pink little twittles while we had sex.
by Weeds July 10, 2005
mugGet the pink little twittlesmug.

twittle

When two men who are secretly in love with each other touch each other without having sex.
Man 1: My girlfriend isnt home. Want to twittle?
Man 2: Yeah bro! I love twittling you
by ilovemyhairylegs January 12, 2023
mugGet the twittlemug.

Twittle balls

The act of a man dunking his testicles in glitter and slapping them against a canvas.
Picasso was praised for his use of twittle balls
by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020
mugGet the Twittle ballsmug.

Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)
by Twittlerio February 1, 2025
mugGet the Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)mug.

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