Twitard

Basically a person of this universe that trolls the internet looking for people who dislike the popular book "Twlight". They will bash people who even mildly dislikes it and are usually ignorant to the use of grammar. Despite the book being terrible this person has fallen for the main character, Edward. They use every instance to talk about Twilight and how hott Edward is. It is a most terrible fate to become one. So beware.

Twitard: 0Mg! Ydon u guyzzz lYk Twilght! :OOO its ssooo god!!!11! And eward is teh sex! !!!1!!

Person being insulted: My goodness. I think you need to return to kindergarten.

Twitard by Katherine #15 September 11, 2011

twitard

A person whose obsession with Stephenie Meyers' Twilight is so intense their mental capacities are depressed.

She's such a twitard, she thinks that pale dude in bio is a vampire.

twitard by Besco McFerr February 18, 2009

twitard

A term used for completely obsessed Twilight fans.

"I just got attacked by a twitard 'cause I said I hated Twilight..."

twitard by Tubz1995 January 23, 2010

Twitard

The most ungodly creature to roam the Earth. Tiwtards think the best book ever is Twilight (Craplight) because of this they obsess over it. Twitards tend to to stupid things like wear Twilight T-shirts, purses, and basically anything else that can be Twitardified. They also make retarded Flairs on Facebook ( Pieces of Flair, an application.) saying retarded things like "Who needs Dracula when you have Edward Cullen?" (I do) and " Real Men Sparkle" and "Jacob Black: another reason to love dogs". Personally they make me sick. Once I saw a Twitard in an ice cream shop. It was all I could do to not smack her in the face with a lead pipe.

Biggest Twitard:
Stephenie Meyer

Twitards are so Twitarded that they believe someone is a vampire when they fucking sparkle. Vampires don't sparkle.

Twitard by twilight sucks ass August 26, 2010

Twitard

The book "Twilight" by Stephanie Meyer plus "retard." A person who obsessively enjoys the books or movies of Twilight.

The Twitard at the Movie theater screamed and fainted when she saw the "New Moon" trailer.

Twitard by Penelope's stupid name August 16, 2009

Twitard

Twilight Retard; an overly obsessed Twilight fan

She is such a twitard she not only believes in vampires, she believes they sparkle.

Twitard by Dracula/Blooferlady November 23, 2009

Twitard

A person who has read Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga and the Twilight movie, and completely obsesses over it.

*You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
*You refuse to believe that Edward Cullen does not exist.

*People stare at you funny because you and your friends are locked into a heated argument of vampire vs. werewolves.
*You cried through most of New Moon.
*Your dream car is a silver 2005 Volvo S60R or a yellow 911 Turbo Porsche
*You long to visit Forks, Washington
*You get excited anytime someone unexpectedly mentions anything about vampires.
*You talk about Edward and Twilight so much, that your friends read it just to shut you up
*You have come to hate the sun
*You start to see silver Volvos everywhere (I SWEAR I SAW ONE DRIVE BY)
*Every time you're in a grocery store, you have the urge to pick up and hold an apple
*You start cursing at Halloween shop windows when you see stereotypical vampire teeth and costumes.

Don't make fun of me and all of my Twitarded friends or I'll give you a paper cut right in front of Jasper...or I'll La Push you off a cliff...or, even better...I'll provoke the Volturra and blame it on you!

I am a Twitard!

Twitard by Wish I was Bella Swan December 21, 2008