twinking 

acting like a twink; twinking around

hey you know jonny
yeahhhhh hes twinking all around the tri-state area

twinking by aichdee February 13, 2023

twinking 

when two men in a romantic relationship look same
—> twinning + twink

oh look those two look so cute together

no they are twinking, gay men are attracted to men that look exactly like them, its weird

twinking by Marc.Suler January 17, 2024

twinking 

when two men in a romantic relationship look same
—> twinning + twink

oh look those two look so cute together

no they are twinking, gay men are attracted to men that look exactly like them, its weird

twinking by Marc.Suler January 17, 2024

twinking

its like tweaking but when you're gay

girl, I had so many buzzballs on that flight, I was twinking

twinking by phannie4lyf March 30, 2026

Twinking

It’s when u see a twink and start feeling some type of way.

I’m twinking rn, look at him.

Twinking by Finnmertens October 28, 2026

Swishful Thinking 

When all you can think of is making 3 pointers, or making a basket that is a swish. This is common for poor shooters, who dream of swishes all day, and then celebrate when they finally make one, after multiple misses. This is called Swishful Thinking, as they continue to shoot and shoot, knowing they will finally make one.

Damn, did you see Keith hit that huge 3 after he missed like 6 shots in a row. Yeah dude, he is the king of Swishful Thinking.

Swishful Thinking by Gohanssj22 July 7, 2020

Clitful Thinking 

A pun on "wishful thinking," it's when a woman lets her own sexual interest in someone strongly color her judgement regarding the person's reciprocal interest in her. It makes her interpret every gesture from her object of interest as a come on, even when it clearly isn't. This is known as dickful thinking if it's a man.

Her: "So my one night stand from 3 weeks ago hasn't called me, even though I gave him my number and my email. He didn't give me his real name or contact info, but he mentioned he was a professor, so I looked through the online faculty profiles of every university in 100 miles, and found his picture. I think he'd like to see me again but just lost my contact info. Should I email him at the work address I found on the faculty website, or just show up and surprise him after one of his classes? I think he'd like being surprised like that."

Friend: "No he wouldn't. That's a bunch of clitful thinking there - let it go."

Her: "Suzy hugged me last week, so she's definitely into me. Her husband isn't at the party, so I think I should try and make out with her."

Friend: "That's clitful thinking. She's not hitting on you."

Clitful Thinking by Mai Ainsel February 5, 2020