Tweef

Term to describe an online twitter beef.

Once again, (insert artist name) and (insert artist name) exchanged comments in a heated tweef today….

by djeclyps September 3, 2013

tweef

When a nipple usually releases air, normally after being sucked for long periods of time.

Damn, I had some major tweef action going on after the baby had lunch!

by Will Skatamunka June 11, 2006

Tweef

Similar to a queef, only happening out of a males penis. A dick fart.

That wind-sock fluttering in the breeze reminds me of that big tweef I let out earlier.

by Drewy Clark August 28, 2009

Tweef

Forcible ejection of a Tweep from Twatter

Simon Balmain is my favorite tweefing.

by PepeSee November 5, 2022

Tweef

The anal sex equivalent of the vaginal sex queef.
Air trapped in the anal canals, rectum and colon, as a result of penetrative intercourse. This trapped productive air in normal circumstances acquires no smell and should not be confused with regular flatulence.

in fact, the transition between unscented air and scented flatulence is frequently the earliest warning that a new rectal douche is required.

We'd been fucking hard all night when suddenly I had to let out an enormous tweef for fear my stomach would otherwise explode.

I secretly let out what I thought was just a tweef, but thank God the resulting embarrassing smell was sufficient to send me to the bathroom prior to any unwelcome surprises

by Elpha Gramatica September 18, 2024