Tebbiler

When a person is in a lost and confused state at the same time.

Joe was tebbiler when he woke up

by jeowilman March 1, 2015

tweeb

someone who is a bitch, mother fucker and an asshole who doesn’t have a life and has no friends what so ever.

Nick is a tweeb.

by hsiwkabs July 10, 2019

twabbie

another term for a woman's vagina, also known as the panocha, punani, cookie, etc.

Guy #1: how was your date last night?
Guy #2: it was awesome, i was hittin that twabbie allllll night.

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Guy #1: did you take home that milf you met at the bar last night?
Guy #2: ya she had 5 kids though so bitch had that flabbie twabbie!

by babyrutho7 September 26, 2010

twobbled

When a man compresses his scrotum (either by tightness of pants of falling crotch-first onto a pole or other obstacle) causing a testicle to pop painfully forward, He has been Twobbled.

When I slipped and fell onto the fence rail, I was Twobbled so bad that I almost puked.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013

Twabbing a Quab

When a seal is banging you and you poop out a baby. then the seal hits it in the head with a shovel, then hits you in the head with a shovel for being a stupid human. Then continues to bang you and when it is done poops in/on you.

The opposite of quabbing a twab.

When the seal came to the zoo he was twabbing a quab.

by 8mileistheshit October 11, 2010

twibbon

A twibbon is like a bumper-plate sticker for your twitter avatar.

A twibbon is used to promote a cause on twitter by overlaying an image on your profile picture to show your allegiance to the twibbon cause.

A twibbon cause can be anything from a protest, memorial, event or even a popular person or band.

Twibbons can be created and supported on: twibbon.com

twibbon.com/join/IndonesiaUnite to support the fight against terrorism in Indonesia

twibbon.com/join/RIP-Jackie-our-BH-sister to remember Jackie, a New Kids on the Block fan

twibbon.com/join/I-Love-McFly to support the band McFly

twibbon.com/join/WineBloggersConfrence to show you'll attend the Wine Bloggers' Conference

by Jonathan Joyce July 21, 2009

Twibbit

n. 1. A corpse found headless that wasn’t mortified by decapitation. 2. A slurred pronunciation of tidbit.

John: Bill, come look! I found a twibbit!

Bill: That isn't a twibbit, John. You can see very clearly that there are wounds around the neck created before mortification!

by Flashlight50 November 7, 2012