twatting

twatting:(twatted- past tense) verb; for a woman to slap a person in the face with her labia. more insulting when the female in question is on her period.

oh my god, the old lady is twatting a chav, three cheers, hazaa! hazaa! hazaa!
err you got twatted so bad your dripping.

by Gurglespurtz November 5, 2006

twatting

To twat, to spend a period of time doing and achieving nothing, either intentionally or by accident.

''we did nothing all weekend, just sat around twatting''

by Cobs71 October 24, 2008

Twatting

The female equivalent of the tea-bag. I.e. To dip ones "twat" onto another's face.

Bro, that party got crazy last night. Vicky totally twatted elle when she passed out on the couch! Twatting is hilarious!

by Twat1000000 October 14, 2012

twatting

twaht-ting
-verb
The act of posting bitchy complaining tweets on Twitter.

all she ever does is complain, twatting all day long like we actually give a shit.

by Greenhell33 August 12, 2009

twatting

When a person goes down on a female and spends to much time, when it becomes more of a nuisance then a pleasure.

My boyfriend thought he was making me happy, when in reality I had to kick him out for twatting

by pfunk815 June 23, 2010

Twatting

When Girls talk shit about guys right near them on Twitter.

Girl 1 (Via Twitter) : "This Guy sitting next to me in class is a Total Ass Bandit ". #Twatting

by Where's The Queef? September 15, 2012

twatting

screwing,riding,

" i'm gonna go home and give the old girl a helluva twatting the night lads.she wont know whats gonna hit her!"

by captain perrins May 20, 2003