twatmonger

A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.

Coming for a break, twatmonger?
or
Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!

by Bellser June 24, 2006

twatmancer

A word used only during a moment of strong rage used to describe a complete and utter twat

"you hurt me you TWATMANCER"

by G 24/7 March 4, 2017

twatwangers

A dirty sluts knickers.

You left your twatwangers on my bedroom floor this morning.

by Djm(o)(o)bs June 7, 2016

twatbadger

An older woman's slightly greying pubic hair.

Vanessa lifted her skirt, displaying her well-trimmed twatbadger.

by kartoffelkopf October 6, 2016

twatmonger

literally, a vendor (trader) of twat

Kyle is the biggest twatmonger this side of philadelphia.

by corrolationmajor September 18, 2006

Twatbadger

A sly untrustworthy person.

I got served by this right twatbadger at the car showroom, I think I might have got fucked over big style.

by Spongmonkey July 23, 2010

twatmonger

A lesbian. Monger as in some fucked up version of the french "Manger", to eat. Literally "twat eatter"

"Why is she talking in such a deep voice"
"She's a raging twatmonger"

by BigSpazz February 21, 2009