Sheriff of Twattingham

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.

Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham

by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010

Thating

When two people aren’t dating but they have a thing but they act like there dating

Friend 1: Oh hey are they dating, Friend 2: No it seems like it but there thating not dating

by Kris5825 November 9, 2018

twatting hell

British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.

Bob: Hey Frank, I think you're house is on fire!
Frank: Oh twatting hell, not again!

by Katya Eye March 3, 2016

twatting it down

Heavy rain. Rain. Precipitation

She looked out of the window and realised it was absolutely twatting it down, putting paid to her plans to go to the pub.

The game of football in the park was cancelled due to the weather twatting it down.

by DollyDollBird October 9, 2020

teating

Sucking on a woman's teats.

1. I'd love to be teating on those.
2. During Halloween: I'm going trick or teating at Amy's.

by figman October 31, 2013

Twatting

To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.

The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.

Past Tense:

Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.

Present Tense:

Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!

by Dave(thepunkyone) January 15, 2006

Sir Twatington

1. Someone who's a general twat

Oh look a sir twatington over there, what a twat

by Cuntasaurus December 13, 2013