Twatching

Using a mirror to observe your own vagina

I was horrified to walk in on Grandma twatching. The doctor suggested twatching to the patient with complaints of retained tampon.

by twatchdog April 18, 2018

Twatching

A person that is constantly watching, well staring at girls front bums.

Probably to see if they are smuggling yoyo’s.

“Oi dude will you pack the kunt in because your making that bird feel really uncomfortable twatching her twat!!!”

by Iwannariot February 19, 2020

twatalingus

When a person is so much more than a bitch!

Gloria is such a twatalingus!

by Zoie Snow January 4, 2009

twatalingous

A person that masters the fine art of being a twat.

You are such a twatalingous.

by bigmuskie July 4, 2014

twatcaine

Cocaine snorted off a stripper's puss

Wessy loves twatcaine, it's his favorite part of Thanksgiving !

by Turducken1982 November 25, 2014

Twatching

Watching recorded commercials on Tivo or DVR'd programs.

Dang it, where's the remote? We're twatching again!

by Musicxman December 21, 2010

Twatfacing

Excessive facebook status updating.

Twatter=twitter
facing=Facebook

(facebook status 1) 'In class and my teacher is madd boring' (2minutes later:facebook status 2) 'finally out of class and walking to the door' (1 minute later:facebook status 2) 'just totally tripped going up the stairs (sorry guys i'm twatfacing'

by AngeliqueM January 20, 2011