twatbaggery

Actions which are like those of a twatbag

A: Did you see those two boys egging each other in a crowded cafeteria
B: yeah that sure was some twatbaggery

by Sir twaty January 16, 2010

cunty twatbag

When a persons evil and nasty nature can no longer be defined in simpler terms

Maryanne has a small child she ditches every night for a new man, WHAT a cunty twatbag !!!

by jennypooh July 22, 2016

twatboggler

alternative descriptive pronoun; derivative of cunt, stupid or inept mammal usually female.

That twatboggler just cut me off in traffic!

by YertYYe November 28, 2017

Her Royal Twattage

A girl/woman who ditches her current commitment, (usually her girlfriends), to be with a man. A man would never ditch a night out with the guys to be with his woman unless she raised a royal stink.

Her Royal Twattage dissed me again last night to be with that loser Joel and today I saw him with another woman.

by Ms. Smack Down May 22, 2010

twattage

1. Gunk discharged from the twat.
2. Just plain bullshit.

1. My bush is sooo full of twattage.
2. Bush is sooo full of twattage.

by cassysquirrl June 2, 2004

twatbadger

An older woman's slightly greying pubic hair.

Vanessa lifted her skirt, displaying her well-trimmed twatbadger.

by kartoffelkopf October 6, 2016

Twat Bagel

A man who substitutes a warm buttery bagel for a moist vagina.

Jerry is twat bagel because he has substainal amount of butter and bagels and has no girl friend or apparent life.

by donkeypunch09 January 3, 2010