Old Trafford Time-keeping

Whenever Manchester United are playing on their home ground of Old Trafford and the game is tied or United is losing, the referees will always allow enough extra time for Manchester United to tie or win the game.

In the September 20, 2009 Manchester Derby between Manchester United and Manchester City, there was supposed to be 4 minutes of extra time, already an inflated amount as there had been almost no injury stoppages. The match was tied at 3-3. The referees allowed over 6 minutes of extra time, a prime example of Old Trafford Time-keeping, giving United opportunity to score the winner.

by FairPlaya September 20, 2009

Old Trafford

Commonly know as 'The Swamp', Old Trafford has the worst atmosphere in Europe probably due to the amount of business men trying to get a bit of piece and quite in the Stretford End, and basically having fans that don't speak a word of English!

Popular Chants include:
너 이리와 레즈
你就來紅人

Man United Fan 1: 'Have you been to Old Trafford recently?'
Man United Fan 2: 'Course not I'm a united fan!'
Man United Fan 3: '我已經看到曼 聯和昆士 柏流浪'

by Hatethescum January 21, 2012

twatfoolery

Behaviour that does not help the situation, tinged with an entitlement based in a misconception of competency. I.e. foolish behaviour by a twat who thinks they're doing the right thing and have the authority to do so... when any outside observer could tell them they are being an utter cockwomble.

Have you heard? The service desk aren't checking their email anymore.
What twatfoolery is this?
Well it's not like the new business model includes repeat business... but fuxsake that's a dumbass move.

by Muddy Funster June 24, 2018

tafford

medieval slang word for "moron", "idiot", and so on. was used in the high Middle Ages.

Medieval Guard A: "we should put a guard on the outside of the palace to prevent thieves from stealing things from it."

Medieval Guard B: "why would we want to put guards on the outside, when what we care about is on the inside??"

Medieval Guard A: "so we can prevent them from coming on the inside, you tafford."

by seven_eleven February 8, 2010

twaffle

Contraction of Twat Waffle

Klez is a total twaffle!

by drunkinbda September 20, 2006

Twaff Bwo

Twaff Bwo is an absolute retard. He the dumbest motha fu**er.

Twaff Bwo your a dumb shit.

by sc11 November 5, 2018

Trafford Middle School

Trafford’s failed attempt at a middle school. It will cultivate you into an aggressive delinquent. All the teachers are either creepy predators, mentally unstable, eat their feelings, or all three! Substitutes are walked all over and yinz better watch out on Fry Friday’s because it gets real. Administration insists we are smarter than Penn but we all know it’s a cover up for all the pregnancies.

“Becca is so messed up because she went to Trafford Middle School

by BigXan April 20, 2019