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TWS

Acronym for Texting While Shitting. This is done when you're bored in the bathroom, but have already read the backs to all of your shampoo, conditioner, and any other products in your bathroom.
Nick: TWS Announcement: I didn't eat any corn!
Chris: Sick.
Nick: Just kidding, I DID eat corn.
by Aphetor March 8, 2010
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tw@

An @reply tweet to someone on twitter. It can be a noun or verb.
I made one remark about New Moon on twitter, and now I have all of these tw@s on my page from people wanting me to follow them.
by bigTlittleODD September 21, 2009
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TWS

TWS is short form meaning Typical Woman Syndrome.

Typical Woman Syndrome is most often brought on by absolutely anything.
Symptoms include continual moaning, unexplained shouting and arguing, random mood swings and extreme unwarranted jealousy and or hatred for others.
'Gah fuck! She's TWS'ing everywhere'
by Something Tovey April 18, 2010
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TWS

Acronym for That Would Suck, a phrase that describes situations that would suck to be in.
Annie and Emma were watching a horror movie when the main character got his head chopped off.
"TWS!" Emma exclaimed.
by emmawemawoo March 31, 2009
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TW

An acronym referring to the age-old practice of the tactical wank.
Where the hell is George?

Clearly having a furious TW
by sausagenaan December 12, 2010
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TWS

Third Wheel Syndrome - occurs when spending any period of time with a couple, especially if they are fans of PDA (public displays of affection)
Adam: So, did you have fun with Greg and Sarah today?

Nick: No, not at all, i was suffering from TWS the whole time
by fgrabbit June 2, 2010
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TW

A Well-known bloody battle involving TW was the Battle of the Somme.
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