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Tuskerkittles

Almost exactly the same as a "Kodak moment," but always focuses on a time when something terrible has happened to somebody, and you think it's funny. Usually said loudly and joyously, and while pointing at the one suffering.

When describing it as a "Kodak moment," you must drop the 's'; making it a "Tuskerkittle moment."
Ork: (crying) "Guys... my mom died..."
Yarni and co.: (laughing and pointing at her) "Tuskerkittles!!!"
Ork: (bawling) "What?!? Guys, my mom just died! What are you talking about?"
Yarni and co.: (laughing harder) "hahahahaha!!"
by Yarni Whitykis May 16, 2006
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Tusker

In the animal kingdom, and older, mature Dominant and sexually desirable male elephant, typically a loner, sought out by young female with mating instincts for breeding .

In human terms, similarly, an older dominant mature & experienced male, typical over 60 years of age, with a high sex drive, being sexually active, actively participating in BDSM, typically having a harem of up to 10 sexually exclusive STD tested fertile & fluid bonding Submissive single females between 19 and 25 years of age.

The tusker is not committed to any one female, often divorced, essentially single, has fathered several children with different females and continues to do so, with a preference for fluid bonding sex with single females under 30 and females under 45 in the committed relationship.
The cuckold’s young wife had tested negative for STD’s, having fallen in love with her chosen tusker she had stopped taking contraception, she insisted her husband watch her enjoying unprotected sex with the tusker.
by Tiger-eye June 25, 2020
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Tuskers

A group of teenager boys around the age of 16-18 when they're near full mature, however are still full of energy and fire.
"You see those boys over there? They're real tuskers!"
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Tushor

Someone who thinks that only he can do certain things, and underestimates others
Lavandre : 'Tushor, what is this behavior?'
by TushorDAFUNNYGUY! November 7, 2019
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tusker

A joint--specifically in Pittsburghese
I bought some week and rolled a tusker.
by rachycakes April 30, 2023
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three tusker

An apt description pertaining to a physically unattractive woman
Donny: hey Bill, Geez man, u sure grossed us all out at the party last weekend when you had your toungue down the throat of that three tusker.
Bill: Yeah, i was really wasted that night...and also the missus wouldn't give me a helmut roll
by ulb remorse November 11, 2009
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