Turtle Time

That point during sex where you are going so slow from exhaustion that it is like your partner is a turtle.

It seems like Samantha is always in turtle time.

Turtle Time by xXJMKXx November 14, 2016

Turtle time

The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"

I been needing to poop but can't wait any longer! It's Turtle time!

Turtle time by Stygmatik November 27, 2019

Turtle time

The state of tiredness that arrives after an energy draining activity such as a big meal or sexual activity. Symptoms include heavy eyelids, slow responses and an overwhelming desire to do absolutely nothing.

After that great shag, I’m officially in turtle time

Turtle time by Ggdawg August 20, 2026

Tell a Turtle Time 

Tell a Turtle Time is when you’re gathering with people and sharing about your day or sharing something with someone.

Herman called Jennifer up and asked her if they could get together soon for “Tell a Turtle Time”.

Tell a Turtle Time by thalia_ August 20, 2022

Tough Turtle Times

A rare illness found in turtles caused by Evil Tung Tung Tung Sahur also known as Evil Triple T for short.

That turtle seems to have been going through Tough Turtle Times.

Tough Turtle Times by Thebigtisreal June 7, 2026

TMNT 3 Turtles in Time 

The best film of all time.
Also a holy text

Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong

Dude is that TMNT 3 Turtles In Time? The best film ever?

TMNT 3 Turtles in Time by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020

Turtletimper 

(Adj.)
This word is used to describe a person that timps another.

You are a turtletimper.

Turtletimper by Zbreg February 14, 2005