turdtexting

Slang term used for when someone texts a shot of their turd, or someone else’s, to another.

How did you know that I would become a fan, a complete devotee, of your raunchy little habit of turdtexting?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

Turdtown, USA

Slang for an area, usually inside or adjacent to an area shared by humans, heavily populated by domestic animals.

Well my dear rabbit friends, you have certainly made this fine space into Turdtown, USA!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

Turdtanic

When a buoyant turd starts to sink at one end causing the opposite end to rise out of the water. The turd will be unable to support its own weight and after only a few seconds it will violently break in half. The portion of the turd that was exposed to the air will come crashing down into the water and the two pieces will sink to the bottom of the toilet. Any corn or other undigested food unfortunate enough to be aboard this turd will be pulled under do to the vacuum effect the heavy turd creates as it sinks.

Dude, I just experienced my first Turdtanic. The splash got my ass all wet. I feel sorry for all that corn that was pulled under into a mirky cloud of shit never to be seen again.

by Jack Dawson February 6, 2007

Turrah

Northern English slang for goodbye.

Different spelling of tra or ta-ra

Im off now, turrah.

Turrah.

by bumfluff sandwich April 3, 2009

Food turnt

When someone eats so much food they're turnt.

Hey! Let's get lit, and go get food turnt.

by Switz April 18, 2014

Lil Turt

A mouse in Iowa that hangs out on the back porch and torments the cats.

Damn, Lil Turt could use some cheese. Turt city bitch.

by Lunatootz October 15, 2014

Turrifried

The feeling of being Terrified while also being really baked; The fear can come from something real or imagined

Stoner #1: "Man, remember that party last week when we smoked bowls and watched The Exorcist?"

Stoner #2: "Yeah dude, I was so turrifried that night"

by JohnnyBelleville September 22, 2011