turkey legs

A group of Cognac swilling folk who come into a bar right before last call and of course dont tip.

Upon arrival you may hear a bartender say "Oh man, I didnt order any turkey legs!"

by Oilclerk December 5, 2011

turkey leg

a big fat blunt that is rolled so that it is skinny on one side and has a big bulge on the other end, resembling a turkey's leg

hey paul, roll us a big fat turkey leg so we can get stoned

by bolanos June 20, 2007

albuquerque turkey leg

The act of filling a vagina with gravy, dipping a drumstick in it, and eating it.

Your mother and i shared a delicious albuquerque turkey leg together last night.

by blackjiggy January 25, 2011

Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus

Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."

by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 2, 2021

Turkey Leg

A sexual act performed between 2 or more large hungry harry gay men, commonly know as "Bears". This involves a turkey leg being hidden underneath the "catchers" pillow. Moments prior to the "pitcher" ejaculating, one or both the catching bears, pulls the turkey leg out from underneath the pillow and proceeds to gnaw on the turkey leg. Meanwhile, the pitching bear ejaculates onto the turkey leg. Similar to the spit trick, only involving a piece of turkey in a sexual act, and large harry hungry men.

So I gave two guys a turkey leg last night.... Its all good...

by shrimp grenade October 10, 2010

Spanish Turkey Leg

When a man wearing a sombrero rubs a greasy old turkey leg on a woman's breasts, and then proceeds to whack at them with his falace like a pinata.

A few weeks after Thanksgiving, Long John Sanchez gave her a Spanish Turkey Leg.

by Pdiddy15 May 25, 2010

Turkey Leg

When you take your roaches put them in a paper and ball the paper up, with a stem. This resembles a turkey leg.

I don't feel like making a joint with these roaches, might make a turkey leg.

by Moan. November 8, 2020