Turkey Basting

the art or action of jacking off a turkey.

"Dude OMG whats your turkey basting lvl?!?!??!?"
"LVL 25 MAN PWNAGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SELLING TURKEY JIZZ 10k EA!!!!!!!"

Turkey Basting by billy joe hoe yo mo fo SHO December 21, 2007

Turkey Basting

When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man

"There goes Patrick, yeah, he's got a thing for turkey basting."

Turkey Basting by I.made.dis September 2, 2018

Turkey Basting

Forced shitting by another human.

Stop turkey basting me and rubbing my shit on you

Turkey Basting by Bumsuace12345 May 26, 2020

Turkey Basting

The act of filling up a Turkey baster with a strangers cum and impregnating your wife with it on thanksgiving.

"I love Turkey basting my wife for the government befits"

"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"

Turkey Basting by Ordinary description May 12, 2025

turkey basting whore

a chic that is trying to get pregnant but doesnt tell the guy shes sleeping with

"What a turkey basting whore"

turkey basting whore by tricia November 23, 2004

Basting the Turkey 

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is pregnant and cuming inside her.

Joe: You had sex with your wife? isn't she pregnant?
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.

Basting the Turkey by fetus003 August 28, 2008

basting the turkey 

Slang for masturbating

Girl 1: Oh my god last night i walked in and Jake was basting the turkey.

Girl 2: what did you do?

Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.

basting the turkey by Gentalmansmiley June 21, 2011