Turkey Basting

When you orgasm multiple times onto a woman's stomach. Using the pull out method. Then wiping off using a towel or other cloth.

I love turkey basting onto a woman's stomach.

by 62Delta September 29, 2011

Turkey Baste

The act of filling a turkey baster with mayonnaise, then injecting it into a sleeping victims anus.

Guy 1: Hey is he going to bed early?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy1: You should totally Turkey Baste him.

by j0tc35v October 30, 2012

Turkey Basted

When your girl who craves abuse turns the table and stuffs a prostimulator up your ass.

She was physically hurt so bad last time we hooked up, that she turkey basted me for thanksgiving.

by z_dawg_nyc November 21, 2018

Turkey Basting

When a male sits in a cardboard box and the woman (or man, if you're into that) bastes the man's body and the baster says "ding" and then the person in the box comes all over.

I'm so into turkey basting these days.

by Penny Walker April 29, 2011

Turkey Basted

When one or several members who are under the influence of alcohol during the of which we give thanks (Thanksgiving) and and require sustenance (have the munchies). The proceed to eat all of the turkey by puréeing it then ingesting via turkey baster.

Jon: Duuuuude, I'm so hungry, but I'm too drunk to chew.
Mike: All we have is leftover turkey, man.
Jon: Let's get Turkey Basted, bro.

by Real Music Represent December 18, 2012

Turkey Basting

the art or action of jacking off a turkey.

"Dude OMG whats your turkey basting lvl?!?!??!?"
"LVL 25 MAN PWNAGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SELLING TURKEY JIZZ 10k EA!!!!!!!"

by billy joe hoe yo mo fo SHO December 21, 2007

turkey basting whore

a chic that is trying to get pregnant but doesnt tell the guy shes sleeping with

"What a turkey basting whore"

by tricia November 23, 2004