Brownie Tunneling

The act of using human feces for lubrication for vaginal sex.

Bob: So, did you get some ass last night?
Tom: Oh God yeah, the chick even let me brownie tunnel her!
Bob: Holy shit! Nice dude!

Sam: So do ya think we have time for some brownie tunneling?
prostitute: well.. If you insist. Make sure you pull out though..

by Noah Hizzle May 6, 2008

turtling

The delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a shit, where the shit is literally poking its head out of the sphincter then quickly hiding inside again.

Man, on the drive home from Disneyland, I had to take a serious shit; I was totally turtling.

by Chris November 17, 2003

Turtleing

When you have to poop so bad and it feels as if it is starting to poke out. Only to have you force it back in via a strong clench.

I must get back to the room I am Turtleing right now. Hurry Up! I am Turtleing!

by DSeanK January 26, 2015

john tuckering

When a guy/girl is flirting/dating with more than one guy/girl. usually cheating.

when i found out my boyfriend was john tuckering, i dumped his sorry butt.

by shelbi June 7, 2007

tuckering

The act of a man putting his penis between his legs to create the mangina. Except for extreme cases, tuckering is absolutely prohibited on a normal basis. Tuckering is usually only permitted in times of dire need, such as when a butch or sheman is coming on to you in a bar/club.

Buffalo Bill enjoyed tuckering his penis in "The Silence of the Lambs."

by Ross Sargent December 11, 2005

Turdling

n.

a meager drop of shit hanging from the anus that refuses to drop unless wiped away causing not discomfort but of being just an annoyance

Fuck man, why won't this turdling just fucking drop!?!?

by Pimpilicious August 1, 2003

bus tunneling

a great game in which all of the people on a school bus put their backpacks in the center aisle to hide the floor (the surveilance camera can now not see the floor completely), and a person tries to get from one end of the bus to the other underneath the seats (or really any distance).
this activity can get you slammed with fines, juvy, or at least bus expulsion; only to be played under the lack of supervision of a substitute bus driver.only play when people who you know are above you, because people you do not know may try to kick you(it would suck nad you might get stuck)
i have personally played it and it's awesome.

guy1: hey, JC just went bus tunneling and got kicked by Ben!
guy2: what a dick, we gotta kill 'im!
Ben: it wasn't me, man, that dude did it!!
JC: let's get that dude!!!

by Irving Scott September 24, 2005