1. a derrogatory term for a homosexual male
2. one who steals turds from toilets, possibly for consumption
3. one who gets their jollies from going into public places (like restaraunts and stores) and takeing a crap on the floor when no ones looking and leaving it there
4. one who hides in the bottom section of a portable toilet to watch people go to that bathroom
2. one who steals turds from toilets, possibly for consumption
3. one who gets their jollies from going into public places (like restaraunts and stores) and takeing a crap on the floor when no ones looking and leaving it there
4. one who hides in the bottom section of a portable toilet to watch people go to that bathroom
1. man, what a turd burgler, I bet he craps condoms
2. I left a floater to see in hopes of catching the turd burgler
3. Well, the turd burgler struck again, the manager isnt gonna like this, but Im not going to tell her, heck, I dont wanna clean it up
4. Did you hear about that turd burgler? He got a year in jail....man...of all the things you could get arrested for
2. I left a floater to see in hopes of catching the turd burgler
3. Well, the turd burgler struck again, the manager isnt gonna like this, but Im not going to tell her, heck, I dont wanna clean it up
4. Did you hear about that turd burgler? He got a year in jail....man...of all the things you could get arrested for
by dave m w November 04, 2007
"Dude, that was put away for stealing poo." "You mean he's a turd burgler?" "Yup." "How longs he in for?" ""Three to five depending on if he stops bogardting the prisoners anal nuggets."
by Anonymous July 12, 2003
by Greg Campbell January 18, 2003
one who enjoys the art of stealing shit that does not come from their own ass. thus including human or animal shit.
by zneb December 07, 2005
Unfortunately...my dog when confronted with a used cat litter box.
also commonly referred to as “poo pirate” “poop eater” and “log licker”
also commonly referred to as “poo pirate” “poop eater” and “log licker”
by nahla April 20, 2007
A "Turd Burgler" is someone who acquires pooh to be used in some S&M practices, most notably the practice known as "The Huey Bar", all very secret of course but ther you go. This is the truth, it is not a homophobic slander at all.
by Huey Tank March 28, 2016
by Dish February 04, 2004