turd cutter

1. What God gave man to prevent him from leaving massive turds that clog up your mom's toilet.

2. Used to efficiently break down the enourmity of your pooh's to a more manageable size, making flushing easier.

3.Your leather donut, tradesmens entrance, ballon knot, mohagony knot, etc..

4. Anti brown trout mechanism located in your ass.

Colin blew out his O-ring at a young age, severely damaging the effectiveness of his turd cutter.

by Samhain_Knight January 26, 2005

turd cutter

someones butt

Man did you see the turd cutter on that girl?

by cretard October 23, 2008

Turd cutter

One's asshole, booty hole, or whatever kids call it these days.

Holy shit Becky why is your turd cutter gaping.

by Lord busts a turd February 2, 2019

Turd cutter

Bah-donk-ah-donk

That bitches turd cutter jiggle when she wiggle

by Mamo December 1, 2019

turd cutter

the hole where the poop leaves your body.

We fist fuck bitches up their turd cutters

by J man February 26, 2003

turd cutter

A pair of women’s jeans which cut so high into her ass crack they would cut a turd in two if she let one go

Look at the turd cutters on that girl!

by Alex J September 27, 2023

Turd Cutter

It is said of large female buttocks, which by etymology, when release a long and thick piece of feces (a turd), through the action of the gluteal muscles, would cut it without the action of the sphincter.

I can't stop noticing that gal's '''turd cutter''' at the mall.

by Imperador dos 10K Calendários December 26, 2023