One who is a theive in the world of turds. He or she may rob the innocent of their stool. This thing may be obsessive of waste products and is fascinated by the pooping process.
by Jordan January 04, 2004
When having sex through the back door, only to pull your tool out and find a clump of turd attached to your knob
"Turd Burgular" I turd burgled Cindy last Saturday night but disaster averted, I wiped it on her curtains before she found out
by Turd burgular 101 July 13, 2011
by Intergalactic Overlord 07 April 26, 2005
by Jack Hawkins October 07, 2006
by carly keefe April 27, 2004
Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard
Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023