A rare breed of dumbass who operates at maximum stupidity with zero self-awareness. Think of a regular idiot, now slap a jet engine on their bad decisions, and watch them crash straight into Darwin Award territory. A turbotard doesn’t just fail—they fail spectacularly and loudly, leaving everyone else wondering how they’ve made it this far in life without accidentally deleting themselves from existence.
"That aspie is a turbotard and a genius at the same time, like shrodingers cat."
"She tried to microwave a metal pan and then called 911 when it sparked. Turbotard energy."
"Dude said he was gonna 'build muscle fast' and drank a gallon of raw eggs in one sitting. Guess who spent the night hugging the toilet? Turbotard energy."
"She tried to microwave a metal pan and then called 911 when it sparked. Turbotard energy."
"Dude said he was gonna 'build muscle fast' and drank a gallon of raw eggs in one sitting. Guess who spent the night hugging the toilet? Turbotard energy."
by InBootyITrust January 5, 2025
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1 . A woodland terrorist.
2. A crazy person with a chainsaw
3. Anyone who has dropped a tree on someone's property on purpose to cause damage.
2. A crazy person with a chainsaw
3. Anyone who has dropped a tree on someone's property on purpose to cause damage.
2 That fu#kin turourist just dropped a tree on my grandmother's car! Who the hell would let him use a chainsaw!!
3 Bob was sick of his neighbours so he dropped a tree on their house becoming the neighborhoods first turbourist.
3 Bob was sick of his neighbours so he dropped a tree on their house becoming the neighborhoods first turbourist.
by Pepper cock February 7, 2018
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"no don't bring out your pocket pc to read the script, that would make us look like turbonerds. We're just normal nerds.
by SalmonSoup15 January 20, 2023
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