TUMS

Toughen up my stomach ...

I need some TUMS for my heartburn.

by Franklis August 21, 2021

Tums

slang, shortened form of tumor that can be easier used for everyday talk - pronounced "tooms"

Child - Hows those tums going grandma?
Grandma - They are growing smaller by the day!

by CertifiedTherapist August 30, 2021

tums festival

What every day ends with.

This is a reference to Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst review of "Hollywood Cop", specifically a line said by the late, lamented Cameron Mitchell.

Jay brings up the line, and Rich Evans, aka "Dick the Birthday Boy" adamantly refuses to admit that this line was in Hollywood Cop, instead thinking it was in Samurai Cop. WRONG!

Every day is a Tums Festival!

by lubertdas June 26, 2017

Tums Cupcake

A word a bunch of smut muffins came up with to insult someone really cool. Nobody is really sure of the exact definition, but it seems to be used to express some sort of sexual interest.

Smut muffin: "hey bro, you're a tums cupcake!"
Cool person: "oh... Ok" *continues eating lunch*

by Swankswagmuffin January 8, 2012

Tums Bound

When in need of tums to cure a massive case of heartburn

"Yo man, those wings were hot I am definately Tums Bound."

by tifftayla0 May 16, 2009

Tums antacid

A nasty ass reliever for those lovely heartburns

Bob: i have some heartburn mom.
Mom: oh let me give you some tums antacid.
Bob: do you want me to throw up asshole
Mom: thats it im gonna shove those tums up your rectum
Bob: noooooooooo

by Brownsock69 January 19, 2020

Tums_2580

To enjoy IT

Hey, would you like to Tums_2580

by tums_2580 December 11, 2022