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Tallahassee Night Train

The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with said soiled sock. This act is preferably done while yelling "BOOM! T.N.T.!" at the moment of impact (the T.N.T. of course standing for "Tallahassee Night Train").

It is advised that any victim of a Tallahassee Night Train must well and truly deserve it, otherwise any repercusions experienced later by the perpitrator at the hands of the victim is completely legal, in accordance with the Standard Dude Code. (Section 3-32C - "If you hit anyone in the face with your jizz, they better deserve it, or they have the full right to kick your ass.")
"Oh man. Eddie found out Lance banged his girlfriend last night. So he dumped her and gave him a Tallahassee Night Train."

"Damn, that's harsh. Well...at least Lance deserved it."
by majindelaware March 22, 2010
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Coton de Tulear

Coton de Tulears are small, white, cute, stuffed-animal like dogs. They are very hard to find because they originate from Madagascar. They are hypoallergenic and non-shedding.
Coton de tulear dog rare breed fluffly adorable playful smart
by andreacrystal February 21, 2011
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Talladega thunder mug

When you use a port-a-potty, you are using a Talladega thunder mug.
I had the runs' so I spent a lot of time on the Talladega thunder mug.
by Louisiana Tiger January 29, 2020
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Tallahassee wrangler

the act of grabbing the base of ones penis with thumb and pointer, squeezing and yanking your hand down to the tip.
yo dawg, he was d'ing me up on the court. next think I knew, he gave me a Tallahassee wrangler. shit gets you by surprise every dam time
by big ash 69 May 10, 2019
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Tallahassee Butter Churn

The act of masturbating whilst one defecates.
-"Have you ever churned butter Tallahassee style?"
-"If you mean Tallahassee butter churn, then yes, I've done that twice today."
by Larry Lazer May 17, 2013
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Tallahassee Shuffle

Video Games. Where the player character circles around an object that enemies cannot destroy or move through in order to manipulate their AI and run away in the direction you wish to go.
Oh I was playing Resident Evil Village, I gave that one boss the old Tallahassee Shuffle and got away.
by 1word May 11, 2021
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tellat nigga

tellat nigga i used for people that are in a verbal fight using a messenger to deliver the messages
Guy 1: Joe is talking shit

Guy 2: tellat nigga i said eat a sack o' babydicks
by Trevizzle115 August 22, 2010
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