dick thwacking contest

any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.

Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.

The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.

by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018

tracking

A military term used to convey acknowlegement and/or understanding.

Squad Leader: Alpha team, Recon the hill in grid TD234437, Tracking?

Alpha Team Leader: What is a grid?

Squad Leader: You are tracking like a broken VCR!

by leadthrower August 28, 2006

tracking

US Army slang for "understand"

GIJane: I didn't get the idea before, but I'm tracking now.

by Roshlyn June 17, 2006

Slacking

1. To not work for long periods of time.

i've beeen slacking all day

by Snake March 20, 2005

multi-slacking

Similar to multi-tasking with computers, it involves engaging in a variety of applications on a computer. However, in multi-slacking, this definition is restricted to include one or more of the following: gaming, chatting, listening to music, web browsing (non-educational), hacking, pirating, posting on forums, watching videos, or viewing pr0n.

AP Comp Sci is the perfect chance to practice my multi-slacking skills.

by Vivix July 6, 2004

Yousuf is Slacking in Year 11

Internet meme about a 15 year old called "Yousuf Sidiqi", dubbed "king of the whole ocean" and "life is roblox" from Avondale College. The term gained significant attraction in the late August of 2023, as it is evident that Yousuf has been slacking in Year 11 in Avondale College. The meme has been spread widely across social media platforms - X (formerly Twitter), Instagram Reels, Tiktok.

DJ Khaled: Tell em to bring out the whole ocean!
Yousuf Sidiqi: I am failing ALL MY EXAMS in year 11!
DJ Khaled: Call me cinnamon toast crunch!
DJ Khaled: Yousuf is SLACKING in Year 11!

by Yousuf Sidiqi Is A Nigger August 24, 2023

snail tracking

snail tracking is a sexual activity in which a girl passes her pussy over a guys face and leaves a trace of slime. pretty much everyday thing but a nice new name for it though...

When we got it going on she was snail tracking all over my face!

by jogurtek October 27, 2008