trolilol

A man who deserves to be called a trolilol.

Bob : "hey, what time is it ?"
Bob's friend : "If I had a watch, I would have told you the time, unfortunately I have no wrist."
Bob : "No way, you fucking trolilol !"

by JPdubled April 11, 2017

monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 9, 2021

trying too hard

This occurs when someone attempts to prove how they possess a perceived desirable quality by over-exerting themselves which results in the quality appearing unnatural and contrived. Generally, the response to this action is negative and has the opposite effect.

Guy 1 - John thinks he is so tough because he grunts when he lifts weights.
Guy 2 - Ya, his Napoleon Complex is showing, he is totally trying too hard.

Girl 1 - Andrea is trying too hard. She thinks she is so hot when she pops her cleavage and shows her ass.
Girl 2 - Whatever, that skank doesn't realize we can see her cottage cheese thighs in that mini-skirt.

by ncojay September 17, 2013

or die trying

1. No matter what dangers or difficulties are involved.

2. To the greatest degree or extent; completely or entirely.

SYNONYMS: at all costs; at any cost; to the fullest; whatever it takes

Get rich or die trying.
-50 Cent

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 22, 2007

Tryin To Get My Dick Wet

Statement; used to show a guys intention of having sexual intercourse with a female in the near future.

"yo im just tryin to get my dick wet"
-alex hughes

by bishop j $ilk July 3, 2006

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail

"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"

by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021

trying me

To try someone is to test their patience, intelligence, and/or worth. In other words, you're testing their limitations in a way that's deemed offensive and/or antagonizing.

“That bitch tried me when she touched my stuff.”
“Hoes stay be trying me.”
“Girl, stop trying me.”
“These kids be trying me when they talk mess.”

by muggmuffin October 17, 2019