trunk monkey

A male homosexual who has yet to come out of the closet (or trunk).

A Scottish slang term for a male homosexual.
For example,

1. Did you see Dave looking at that bloke, I think he is a bit of a trunk monkey.
2. I feel sorry for Dave that he hasn't come to terms with his sexuality yet. He still tries to make his friends think he likes girls, but we all know he's a trunk monkey!

by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009

trunk monkey

1.A bitch that likes having sex in the back of limos with multiple partners for drugs liquor and money,
2. the male sexual reproduction organ when used from behind

1.Man I thought that girl was sweet but my boy told me she aint nothing but a trunk monkey ho
2. Just wait till she sees my swinging trunk monkey

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

trunk-monkey

opposite of "boo" or "beau". asshole, dickhead,fucker. all not nice things to say to people rolled into one word.

man, you're a fuckin' trunk-monkey for leavin' me at the club!

by shalae December 29, 2004

Trunk Monkey

Getting having your sex with your bitch while she sits on the trunk of your car

Me and my old lady went out lastnight and I got me some trunk monkey before I took her home

by d.key April 21, 2006

Trunk Monkey

A person who is black that can't drive

man I hate those trunk monkeys

by CrAcK_mOnKeY195 December 19, 2022

Monkey Trunk

n. When a woman's inner labia (labia minora) extends beyond her outer labia (labia majora) which are most commonly larger

That woman's monkey trunk was so big she had to tuck it in when she wore a bikini.

by Gods_mistake May 1, 2005

trunkmonkey

Consisting solely of a trained monkey and a steady source of ice cold high-quality ale or lager, the Trunkmonkey lives in the trunk of any vehicle and helps to automate weight transfer at the rear wheels during spirited driving maneuvers. Trunkmonkeys distribute ballast in the trunk of a car to compensate for body roll going through corners and powerslides. Trunkmonkeys are also responsible for keeping body roll to a minimum when getting the vehicle airborne during rallies and other offroad events.

Originally developed for Subaru models, STIT (Subaru Trunkmonkey Inertia Technology) is currently being developed for other platforms. (trunkmonkey.com)

Me: Alex, how did your RS beat that Lotus in the autocross?

Alex: IDK, i guess my trunkmonkey kept me stuck around the corners and gave me the extra boost i needed.

by BLo January 11, 2006