Thruppenny Bit

Colloquial term for a lady's "nether regions". Similar in meaning to clopper, clunge and hairy axewound.

Got myself a lovely pair of thruppenny bits last night.

by Born2Hula September 12, 2008

tuppenny whore

The great-great-great grandmother of every white Australian who traces their ancestry back to convict times.

"I'm a proud, true 5th generation Australian - my great-great-great grandfather was Cockney trash who'd cut your throat for a shilling and mated our family out of the syphilis ridden cleft of a tuppenny whore!" said the Prime Minister in Canberra.
"We so lucky you people came over recently to rule us," said Jackie-Jackie, "us blackfella was having a real existential crisis in self actualization before you YTs came." ("Tales of the Never-Never and other Aboriginal Regrets", Lance Writes Now, a TreatyNow! publication.)

by Gabbro September 10, 2023

trumpennial

n./adj. Celebration of the passing of 250 years, acquisition of 250 particular items, 250 felony convictions etc.

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I gots to get me some fireworks. These USs of A is approaching several trumpennial celebrations.

by gnostic3 January 6, 2026