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Airport trudge

The detached, stone-faced, heavily-laden, walk-of-misery required to move from parking to check-in, thru TSA, ground transportation, eventually ending at the gate of departure.
No, they're not zombies. They are the beleaguered sea of modern-day-travelers, doing the airport trudge.
by YAWA June 15, 2015
mugGet the Airport trudgemug.

jungle trudging

When you are about to go down on a chick for the first time, and you see that she's never trimmed "there" and you realize that you'll need a machette to get to your destination. You say "fuck it" and go anyways.
I'd only seen something with that much hair at the zoo but I was horny so I went jungle trudging.
by Brian H October 17, 2005
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Waffle Trudge

“It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain
Gavin: How was your night last night bro?
Jake: it kinda sucked. Spent all night doing the waffle trudge.
by Adamr86 February 16, 2024
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speed trudge

n. the act of emptying one's bowels faster than one would their bladder
1 minute before the show
Speed Trudger: Taco Bell might not have been the smartest meal before the concert, but it's nothing a speed trudge can't fix!
24 seconds before the show
ST: Made it!
by facespacer August 24, 2008
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waffle trudge

It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain
G: how was your Friday night?
J: It sucked. I Had to do the waffle trudge for hours.
by Adamr86 February 19, 2024
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Trudge

A slut,whore,cunt or weird ass bitch all in one basically what you wanna call a man
Omg this bitch is a such a trudge

Girllll tell me about it like
by Bedsheets231 June 10, 2024
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dip trudge

the bit of poop that remains in the toilet bowl for days after the initial poop was taken.
josh, you left another dip trudge in the toilet.
by brandlin May 13, 2018
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