The detached, stone-faced, heavily-laden, walk-of-misery required to move from parking to check-in, thru TSA, ground transportation, eventually ending at the gate of departure.
No, they're not zombies. They are the beleaguered sea of modern-day-travelers, doing the airport trudge.
by YAWA June 15, 2015

When you are about to go down on a chick for the first time, and you see that she's never trimmed "there" and you realize that you'll need a machette to get to your destination. You say "fuck it" and go anyways.
by Brian H October 17, 2005

“It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain”
Gavin: How was your night last night bro?
Jake: it kinda sucked. Spent all night doing the waffle trudge.
Jake: it kinda sucked. Spent all night doing the waffle trudge.
by Adamr86 February 16, 2024

1 minute before the show
Speed Trudger: Taco Bell might not have been the smartest meal before the concert, but it's nothing a speed trudge can't fix!
24 seconds before the show
ST: Made it!
Speed Trudger: Taco Bell might not have been the smartest meal before the concert, but it's nothing a speed trudge can't fix!
24 seconds before the show
ST: Made it!
by facespacer August 24, 2008

It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain
by Adamr86 February 19, 2024

by Bedsheets231 June 10, 2024

by brandlin May 13, 2018
