Trouser Snake

The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind. Ryan Carlson has the largest species known to mankind.

I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!

by Slapchatt January 10, 2014

Trouser Snake

A slang or alternate word for a dick.

Guy: What about Trouser Snakes
Girl: What's a Trouser Snake?

by EminemGuy313 January 13, 2018

trouser snake

simply the snake in your pants (penis)

crikey di you see the size of that trouser snake!?

by squidwardo April 16, 2011

Trouser Snake

What your mom Likes as a pet

Man, your mom cant let go of my trouser snake.

by dman September 12, 2003

trouser snake

a penis which is in your pants

Let the model see you trouser snake.
That bitch wants to suck my trouser snake.

by The Clit Master May 13, 2005

Trouser Snaked

also from the first definition their is a manuver that may be performed in a kind of drunken stupidity. First you find a unsuspecting victim(preferrably a young girl) sitting on a park bench. You enrage your trouser snake until it grows in size,then you are ready to vigorously massage your wild breast til it is ready to spit its venom then you run up on your victim and shoot troser snake venom all over your victim. While running away in your glory and triumph you are supposed to say "you just got trouser snaked."

Little micheal trouser snaked all over susan's brand new party dress.

by Norwegan Heat September 16, 2008

trouser snake

The big thing that spit on your mom when she was going down my in pants.

Wanna pet my trouser snake?

by rayp January 18, 2004