ass trophy

(noun) One who displays moronic, rude, or asinine behavior, often for an extended period of time.

Sarah: On my way here I was almost killed by some guy that cut me off!
Nick: What an ass trophy!

Did you hear John forgot his kid at the gas station? That guy's the Stanley Cup of ass trophies.

by QueenSarBear November 15, 2011

Sloppy toppy

When a girl is sucking
And then she drools on the dick
Yerrr

Ayo You seen Samantha that bitch gave me a sloppy toppy

by Xxx_xxxi March 7, 2018

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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY

Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?

William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022

Sloppy toppy

Wettest, tightest head in Duluth

Aye, that girl Betty will give you that sloppy toppy that makes yo toes throw up gang signs

by Sloppy.toppyy February 2, 2020

Trophy Friend

That one extremely attractive friend of the opposite gender that you like to hang out with. A relationship would never work between you two but you like to keep them around to show off to your other friends.

Robin: Damn, did you see all those hot girls that Eli was with?
Bryan: Yeah, he's not getting any though. They're just trophy friends.

by kreternal October 17, 2011

sloopy toppy

When a girl gives you a blowjob really good and there is spit all over her face

"Mary is gonna give me some sloopy toppy tonight"

by marycary May 29, 2017

loin trophy

A child, children or kids.

"Would you please shut that damn kid up?!?
Your loin trophy isn't as cute as you think he is."

by John Salat May 9, 2008