Troglodite

This is the fat ass full of fat butt dents that walks around the public pools in a thong making everyone in her path want to throw up.

Check out that trogladite over there in that disgusting silver thong!

by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004

Troglodite

Troglodite: The exact opposite of attractive in humans. Usually, extremely ugly men, (& occasionally women-or, whatever could be considered genitally of such a gender-male/female, anyone that dares to find out for sure) that troll/stalk free dating, & other social websites, in search of an attractive mate that they'd never have an ice cube's chance in Hell with. Some rare instances have proven that even physically attractive types can become these subhuman creatures after consuming too much alcohol, &/or drugs, or just happen to have a really horrid attitude. (See 'douchebag'.)

Go to any free dating site & scroll through photo profiles to see troglodites, or ask your friends what kinds of messages they've been receiving from strangers on facebook. You'll figure it out in less than 3 seconds, usually.

by Midwest Batz September 3, 2013

trogladites

A family of trailerpark imbred trogs welfare recipients, who typically live with their children. Fat woman and skinny man, usually drunk, who give a new meaning to the phrase "bottomfeeder". Typically have Summer Teeth, some'er here, some'er there.

Hey Brian, did you just see the family of Trogladites man they could eat corn thtough a pickett fence.

by brian August 31, 2005

trogaladite

a extreemly ugly looking woman/girl.

look at that.shes a proper trogaladite

by kevmiester April 9, 2003

Troglodite

A Troglodite is a large creature composed entirely of jam. They once tried to take over the universe and absorbed many innocent people, turning them into Troglodites. A troglodite fears nothing other than a hot cup of tea.

The Troglodite moved toward Sebastian, and shut his quivering lips with a bullet of jam.

by Ryan Fawcett July 19, 2006

troglidite

Like hardcore guys, only these are guys that go to concerts wearing large army boots, and start fights in the mosh pits and claiming that they have 3 or more testicals because they are so masculine. It is very important that if you encounter one of these kind, that you refrain from big words because they will think you are insulting their masculinity, and attack you

man walks home from concert with boot print on his back because the man was pushed into a troglidites girlfriend.

by mark421 December 30, 2006

trogladite

The only known species capable of withstanding the stench of the cropolyte, especially when engaging in coitus.

Damn Laura better start looking for a trogladite or else her species dies with her

by JohnnyHR July 11, 2006