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McKevitt Trucking

Some truck company based out of Thunder Bay Ontario in Canuckstand.

They often drive comb over (cabover) trucks and old equipment, that's usually as old or way older than your mom. Also, they are castrated at only 55 miles per hour, making anyone driving an electric old fart scooter look like a Dale Earnhardt Jr on the streets. In addition, you see one of their vehicles dragging a rear door while evading Department of Transportation's PoPo's. Their rear door dragging policy is known by many as being a time saving move in order to make up for lost time.

Legend has that these trucks actually float on water and hence their color scheme of blue. The biggest reason for this potential of McKevitt's fleet is that they're governed at 56 miles per hour and the drivers are so damn underpaid that they have to go accross the Great Lakes to deliver their shit (on time).

Another legend has that their color blue matches the testicular masses of their male drivers that are sexually deprived because they are underpaid and underpowered. And in order to survive, they must forfeit their sexual activities on the road and at home.
Holy crap! That McKevitt Trucking vehicle is so slow! Just like Mikey's Mom!

Steve? Did you see that odd looking McKevitt Trucking driver? He's like... taking a jack-off break to take a load off his cargo.
by Damn Damn Danno September 30, 2005
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tracking

A military term used to convey acknowlegement and/or understanding.
Squad Leader: Alpha team, Recon the hill in grid TD234437, Tracking?

Alpha Team Leader: What is a grid?

Squad Leader: You are tracking like a broken VCR!
by leadthrower August 28, 2006
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Treasure tricking

Whenever you and a buddy exchange items and you give him something and he doesn't give you anything in return and flees the scene, and then you are caught and can't chase or you beat the hell out of his ass

First seen in Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark in the beginning when Satipo treasure tricks Indy and is killed because of his greed and his horrible luck.

The image below shows Satipo dropping the whip he was to give to Indy, and taking his new idol and running through the exit.
Examples-
1. Indiana Jones was Treasure Tricked by Satipo because he lost the Idol and didn't receive his whip.
2. My homie Daddy B treasure tricked me when he took the weed out of my hand and didn't give me the promised $3,000
3. I participated in treasure tricking when I was 5 and took an extra slice of pizza from my brother's plate and didn't let him borrow the 3DS like I said I would
by Memeblaze February 19, 2019
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tracking

GIJane: I didn't get the idea before, but I'm tracking now.
by Roshlyn June 17, 2006
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Tockling

The act of tickling a man's penis. This works the best on an erect penis, and when the owner of said penis is unaware he's about to be tockled.
Crystal is a total tockler. If you get her anywhere near a cock she'll give it a Tockling like no one's business.
by RedZeal January 13, 2011
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trocking

To verbaly upset others during an on-line forum discussion.
by Fred Bloggs September 17, 2004
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Ice Road Trucking

Verb: The act of covering your girl’s chest in a white, powdery substance (flour, powdered sugar, cocaine, etc) and rolling Hot Wheels cars across her breasts to form miniature tire tracks.

Can be used as an infinitive “to ice road truck” or in the past tense “ice road trucked”.
Last night was so hot. I was ice road trucking her until she went down on me.
by ShitbagSPC February 10, 2019
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