Dull Triscuit

Lame, boring like a plain Triscuit cracker.

Did you see what she's wearing? Girl is a dull Triscuit.

by Tk87 December 14, 2014

thiscuit

a penis with a really big pisshole

omg i stuck my finger in my penis hole and now i have a thiscuit!

by timmy taint December 23, 2007

jizz triscuit

a person who sucks excessively, particularly on two or more levels. originates from the concept of a Triscuit cracker, which sucks already, (the first level of suckage) being jizzed on to add a second layer of nastiness.

this guy is ugly AND he smells like shit... what a jizz triscuit.

by FitzyFitzy October 21, 2005

Triscuit

Someone who specifically gives blumpkins.

A female or gay man that performs oral sex on a man while he is defecating.

"Dude, your sister is such a Triscuit."

"Haha good one man."
"No, for real, she gave Steve, Ryan, and John blumpkins last night."

by Triscuit_Lover October 9, 2010

Triscuit

A triscuit is someone who “acts white” while they are another race.

Bianca looks like a triscuit with her uggs.

by Trisc April 23, 2018

dick triscuit

When your dog is misbehaving, you yell "it's a dick triscuit over here" and promptly place your balls on your dogs eyes. You must quickly remove the testes before the dog notices.

Ben: Your dogs bein' a bitch.
Nick: It's a dick triscuit over here.
Josh: Now you see me, now you don't.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Triscuit Pumper

When your girls snack'in and starts pump'n the box of Triscuits between her legs.

Julie's such a Triscuit Pumper. After burning a bowl she got the munchies and starting humping the box.

by PumpMonkey July 29, 2011