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jizz triscuit

a person who sucks excessively, particularly on two or more levels. originates from the concept of a Triscuit cracker, which sucks already, (the first level of suckage) being jizzed on to add a second layer of nastiness.
this guy is ugly AND he smells like shit... what a jizz triscuit.
by FitzyFitzy October 21, 2005
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Triscuit

Someone who specifically gives blumpkins.

A female or gay man that performs oral sex on a man while he is defecating.
"Dude, your sister is such a Triscuit."

"Haha good one man."
"No, for real, she gave Steve, Ryan, and John blumpkins last night."
by Triscuit_Lover October 9, 2010
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Triscuit

A triscuit is someone who “acts white” while they are another race.
Bianca looks like a triscuit with her uggs.
by Trisc April 23, 2018
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dick triscuit

When your dog is misbehaving, you yell "it's a dick triscuit over here" and promptly place your balls on your dogs eyes. You must quickly remove the testes before the dog notices.
Ben: Your dogs bein' a bitch.
Nick: It's a dick triscuit over here.
Josh: Now you see me, now you don't.
by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008
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Triscuit Pumper

When your girls snack'in and starts pump'n the box of Triscuits between her legs.
Julie's such a Triscuit Pumper. After burning a bowl she got the munchies and starting humping the box.
by PumpMonkey July 29, 2011
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Trincity

a term commonly used by fboys (gallants) to try and impress people.

commonly referred to as a location and could be compared to the phrase "sin city"
"trin.....trincity wasnt made for ya" said the fboy
by A1 Saydia December 27, 2020
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Trisity

A females name. The name meaning: Saint of Youth and Virtue. Also a super cool, funny, smart, and beautiful woman. She is always confused and shiii
Did you see Trisity today?

Nah man she never leaves her house
by DOOOOMMMSBOOOBS July 28, 2021
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