Trigonometry

Useless bullshit that you'll forget the second you graduate from high school.

Me: Hey Mrs. Smith, when am I ever going to use trigonometry?

Mrs. Smith: On the next test.

Me: Go fuck yourself you scruffy bitch.

by gimmedatsammich September 13, 2010

Trigonometry

A math term involving length and angles but it mostly just triggers people and makes everyone want to die.

Math Teacher: Our new unit will be trigonometry.

Students: WHAT THE HELL. IM TRRRIGERRED.

by I C E D Tea January 8, 2019

Trigonometry

A subject you learn in high school that serves no purpose to do anything but make you want to pull your hair out and drop out of school.

Trigonometry is the most difficult class ever. Fuck that bullshit.

by MathIsTheWorst May 6, 2018

Trigonometry

The torture of the modern world. Kids everywhere are suffering from this horrible subject. Please, help save them.

Teacher: Ok, kids! Today we'll be starting trigonometry!
Kids: NO PLEASE NO OH GOD NO

by EddieTheeEggie January 16, 2019

Trigonometry

Mathematical practice of pure and unfiltered fucking insanity. Either you'll go mad from not understanding or you'll go mad from understanding too much.

Amatuer mathematician: "Hmmm, today i shall research the relations between a triangle's sides and its angles!"
Amatuer mathematician, post trigonometry: "GOD IS IN THE ANGLES, GOD IS IN THE ANGLES (Sudden gutteral scream of mathematical agony)"

by Trigonometry-Love/hater March 23, 2022

Trigonometry

Triangles and shit that makes u wanna puke when see it

Teacher: Ok students, today we will be learning about trigonometry

Student: trigonometry my ass bitch

by My pseudonym6999 December 15, 2018

Trigonometry

An illuminati mandated course required to graduate high school.

Person 1: Hey, what subjects are you taking this year?
Person 2: Chemistry, US History, Trigonometry...
Person 1: Woah, illuminati confirmed

by DarkLight12357 March 25, 2017