Me: Hey Mrs. Smith, when am I ever going to use trigonometry?
Mrs. Smith: On the next test.
Me: Go fuck yourself you scruffy bitch.
Mrs. Smith: On the next test.
Me: Go fuck yourself you scruffy bitch.
by gimmedatsammich September 13, 2010
A math term involving length and angles but it mostly just triggers people and makes everyone want to die.
by I C E D Tea January 09, 2019
A subject you learn in high school that serves no purpose to do anything but make you want to pull your hair out and drop out of school.
by MathIsTheWorst February 15, 2018
The torture of the modern world. Kids everywhere are suffering from this horrible subject. Please, help save them.
by EddieTheeEggie January 16, 2019
Mathematical practice of pure and unfiltered fucking insanity. Either you'll go mad from not understanding or you'll go mad from understanding too much.
Amatuer mathematician: "Hmmm, today i shall research the relations between a triangle's sides and its angles!"
Amatuer mathematician, post trigonometry: "GOD IS IN THE ANGLES, GOD IS IN THE ANGLES (Sudden gutteral scream of mathematical agony)"
Amatuer mathematician, post trigonometry: "GOD IS IN THE ANGLES, GOD IS IN THE ANGLES (Sudden gutteral scream of mathematical agony)"
by Trigonometry-Love/hater March 23, 2022
Teacher: Ok students, today we will be learning about trigonometry
Student: trigonometry my ass bitch
Student: trigonometry my ass bitch
by My pseudonym6999 December 15, 2018
Person 1: Hey, what subjects are you taking this year?
Person 2: Chemistry, US History, Trigonometry...
Person 1: Woah, illuminati confirmed
Person 2: Chemistry, US History, Trigonometry...
Person 1: Woah, illuminati confirmed
by DarkLight12357 March 25, 2017