Teeters

Breasts, boobs or tits. Often used by men sitting around drinking beers and speaking about female anatomy.

Brohan #1: "Yo, you all check out Samantha at that party last night?"
Brohan #2: "Oh, hellz yeah, Dawg! That ho's teeters were practically exploding out of that skinny top."
Brohan #3: "I wouldn't mind pulling that top down and cupping those teeters in my man paws."

by ThickDickNick July 19, 2016

back teeters

The fat located on the back of a fat person, which appears as a pair of breasts.

I was feeling Charlie's back teeters while hugging him.

by Chode McGraw May 24, 2009

turkey testers

Very erect nipples that pop out like the ready sensor on oven stuffer turkeys.

I must be cold outside because I can see Jennifer's turkey testers are poking.

by Double Jay May 13, 2003

treestar

the obsession of long necks in the 37th land before time "i've lost the valley" story

"TreeeeeSTAR"
"....Thats a leaf, retard"

"I like to sleep with my treestar"
"...you have no freinds"

by Caitlin & Anneke October 8, 2003

Squeeter Teeters

small breasts resembling mosquito bites.

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.

by Bleuvixen September 6, 2008

Trixsters

A breed of women discovered at Lollapalooza, a three-day music festival held in Chicago's Grant Park. This species may result from a Trixie reproducing with a hipster instead of the usual Chad. Generally exhibits Trixie-like behavior, such as spending Daddy's money, drinking coffee, and carrying expensive purses, but does so while wearing hipster-approved clothing and listening to bands not found on AT 40 (America's Top 40).

JT - Those two girls grinding on each other at Santigold are Trixies in hipster clothing...

May Low - Ugh, what Trixsters.

by Mary Low August 8, 2009

freesters

Free beasters. Also free stuff people steal or weasle their way into reciving at parties.

Guy 1: Dude that guy always smokes me up
Guy 2: Yeah man he always has the feesters

Guy 1: How was the party last night?
Guy 2: Real fun, I came empty handed and got shithoused, there was mad freesters.

by Ben G (creator) January 12, 2008