by Paco_W September 6, 2007
Get the Treehab mug.Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.
by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017
Get the premature treejaculation mug.With Mr. Ed treefs like that, the man needs to use a pencil as a toothpick.
That girl look like she got hit by a car in the face with all those busted up treefs.
That girl look like she got hit by a car in the face with all those busted up treefs.
by D.Cooper October 2, 2007
Get the treefs mug.Noun. A form of basketball defense in which the defender mimics a tree. This is often accomplished by waving your hands majestically like a tree's branches in the wind. Occasionally the defender slaps gently at the ball in the opponent's hands. The goal of treefense is to prevent the opponent from scoring by making them laugh and miss their shot.
by Robert Krauss December 8, 2007
Get the Treefense mug.Pronounced 'tree-art-arian'.
A person that does not conform to the rules of vegan-ism or vegetarianism but looks about creating their own variation of what they believe is doing the right thing.
An example of this is somebody that chooses not to eat meat but would rather eat the meat if another person's meat food was intended for the bin. The meat would be regarded as a waste and therefore consumed for it nutritional values rather than binning it so that the animal was not murdered completely for nothing. This person would never buy meat for themselves or look about consuming it any other fashion but to save waste.
A treearterian may choose to eat fish as fish are not taken from their mothers to be used as food. Fish are solo species and in abundant supply so could be regarded as a food that could be consumed with good intention.
A treearterian will not take part in the practice of mass production of anything especially dairy. Organic dairy may be excepted if the source of the dairy was not harmful to the animals in any way.
A treearterian's diet therefore could be built upon fish, vegetables and well sourced dairy but this is subjective to the person with the point being that they do not wish to conform to another set of principles laid out by another such as vegan-ism and vegetarianism.
A person that does not conform to the rules of vegan-ism or vegetarianism but looks about creating their own variation of what they believe is doing the right thing.
An example of this is somebody that chooses not to eat meat but would rather eat the meat if another person's meat food was intended for the bin. The meat would be regarded as a waste and therefore consumed for it nutritional values rather than binning it so that the animal was not murdered completely for nothing. This person would never buy meat for themselves or look about consuming it any other fashion but to save waste.
A treearterian may choose to eat fish as fish are not taken from their mothers to be used as food. Fish are solo species and in abundant supply so could be regarded as a food that could be consumed with good intention.
A treearterian will not take part in the practice of mass production of anything especially dairy. Organic dairy may be excepted if the source of the dairy was not harmful to the animals in any way.
A treearterian's diet therefore could be built upon fish, vegetables and well sourced dairy but this is subjective to the person with the point being that they do not wish to conform to another set of principles laid out by another such as vegan-ism and vegetarianism.
'I thought vegetarians don't eat meat?!'
'I'm only eating this meat as you are wasting it to the bin. I don't believe in the killing and torture of animals as food for humans and I will never look to consume meat. I am a treearterian and therefore stand by my own set of beliefs of I believe is ethical when it comes to consuming food from the planet'.
'I'm only eating this meat as you are wasting it to the bin. I don't believe in the killing and torture of animals as food for humans and I will never look to consume meat. I am a treearterian and therefore stand by my own set of beliefs of I believe is ethical when it comes to consuming food from the planet'.
by Praffles February 28, 2017
Get the Treearterian mug.One who practices treeganism (a diet consisting only of the seeds, nuts and fruit of trees and plants)
I have decided to become a treegan, it is healthy, biblical and more life conscious than vegans which kill plants when they eat the roots and leaves of them.
by Jodiah C. June 1, 2019
Get the treegan mug.The perfect pregame for Fifa players. Team winning at the end of the game must finish 3 beers (preferably Natural Light) to avoid forfeit and ensure victory. Beers may not be cracked until the first whistle blows, no drinking at halftime, and watch all replays. Mid-game vomiting results in forfeit yet is completely legal post-game. Should a player/team lose 5-0 or worse they must write an apology letter to all parties involved. Trash talking encouraged.
by Blume167 January 18, 2013
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