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Mass Transit Incident

An event that occured on November 23, 1996 during an Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) house show.

A 17-year old minor, who had provided false adult ID and claimed to have been trained in pro wrestling school, was booked into a tag team match as a replacement, under the guise of a bus driver named Mass Transit, teaming with D-Von Dudley, against The Gangstas: New Jack and Mustafa Saed. The Gangstas were booked to squash the opposing team in a hardcore setting. Using various objects from the ring and the crowd, New Jack tried to work with Mass Transit, who was untrained, and injured himself. As part of the match, New Jack bladed Mass Transit on the forehead, causing substantial bleeding. When the truth of Mass Transit's age reached the press and the law, ECW faced scrutiny, and had their inaugral PPV "Barely Legal" cancelled.

Mass Transit's family filed assault charges and a lawsuit against New Jack and ECW, however through testimony of all the wrestlers and Mass Transit himself, it was revealed that he had indeed lied about his age and ability, and had requested himself that he be cut in the match. All charges were dismissed, and the Barely Legal PPV was rescheduled a month later.

Mass Transit died at age 22 from obesity.
The Mass Transit Incident is one of the most infamous nights in professional wrestling
by snarkysmark May 3, 2012
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trangst

Angst which is brought about due to one's transgender status and all that goes with it. Typically involves unhappiness with the way the world sees or treats trans people, wistfulness over being trans, or just general pissedoffedness with the trans experience.

Derived from "trans(gender)" + "angst".
Also "trangsty": that which exhibits or causes trangst.

Origin of this word is unknown.
"I'm feeling lots of trangst today. Social Security said they wouldn't change my gender marker without proof of surgery, and on the way out, a guy called me an 'it'."

Watching a beautiful young woman walk by, Lisa was filled with trangst over her male body.

Every other post in his LiveJournal was a trangsty gripefest.
by genderless construct August 18, 2006
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transtemporal masturbation

The phenomenon in which one begins masturbating at 11:59pm on New Years Eve, and ejaculates minutes later in the next year. Resultantly, the person's single masturbation session occured in two seperate years.
I started jerking off in 2016, and finished in 2017. I just engaged in transtemporal masturbation.
by iHeartBaconator December 31, 2016
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Transtipated

When you're stuck on some kind of public transport and you desperately need to poop.
"I really wish this bus wasn't stuck in traffic as I am beyond transtipated at this point."
by Koffers October 1, 2014
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Transitory

Word used by the federal reserve to describe "perpetual".
BTC is a speculative scam, don't worry, the ongoing price increases are transitory.
by Treitski October 14, 2021
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Coventry Transit

When two men interlock buttholes, rim to rim, and send a shit log from one man to the other. Known widely as the most efficient way to pass turds between two dudes.
I was about to go drop a deuce, but why don't we just get down to business and take a ride on the Coventry Transit!!
by Mizzlebone September 3, 2021
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transtelligent

A person who is born Stupid, but in the age of PC, now identifies as (Smart) 'Transtelligent.'
Libtard: Hey, whatever happened to that awkwardly eccentric kid "Stupid-Dumb" from grade 9? Has he graduated yet?
Social Justice Warrior: I doubt it. He is the only student in the world to have his photos in school yearbooks for 19 consecutive years
Libtard: Yes, I saw that in the news last year, but word has it that "Stupid-Dumb" has been injecting the new Pfizer Einstein hormones into his brain and now identifies himself as 'Transtelligent.'

Social Justice Warrior: Good for him! We must never refer to him as "Stupid-Dumb"ever again.. that would be racist!
by Higzy Teflon February 18, 2021
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