Tongue Spear

Inserting one's tongue into a cute girl's anatomy, typically the butthole.

Bro, I was finally able to tongue spear Megumi last night, and as I suspected, she was clean as hell!

by jmad January 7, 2013

Nogtard's Tongue

The largest member of the slug family, a slimy purple beast weighing over 4 pounds. This species is believed to have a world population of one, the individual in question residing in the mouth of a fat black moron known as Nogtard. It is force-fed a diet of Sargent's apple pies, Hill's ginger biscuits and Smart Price vanilla ice cream.

You can keep your tarantulas, pythons and grizzlies. The most fearsome, disgusting creature in the world is Nogtard's Tongue.

by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 1, 2009

tongue licking

Tongue licking is the sexual act of one person licking another persons tongue. Usually occurs during some type of sexual activity when the traditional French kissing is no longer able to satisfy an intense sexual drive.

Michelle was so horny last night. She even did some tongue licking when she was riding my cock.

by Skadoosh June 19, 2008

Tongue Simba

To lick the ass crack, beginning at the grundle and ending at the tailbone nub.

You have to really like a girl to perform a Tongue Simba...

by Cormantha February 15, 2014

Erectile Tongue Disorder

Erectile Tongue Disorder, also known as ETD, is a disorder of the tongue of certain individuals that spontaneously, and in some cases involuntarily, project out their tongue when their photo is about to be taken. You will see such individuals, in photo after photo, with their erectile tongue projecting either toward the camera or toward another individual. On occasion, some photos may be taken without the tongue projecting, but that is typically the exception, not the rule. Such individuals suffering from ETD also have a tendency, during an intimate moment, e.g.leading to a kiss, to instead lick the face of a romantic partner. In severe cases of ETD, sufferers may go on a licking spree, licking unwary individuals as a sign of affection, particularly when intoxicated. ETD can also be contagious to individuals that are in the same photo, who witness the erectile tongue and are compelled to follow suit.

Julie suffers from a bad case of Erectile Tongue Disorder, I hardly have any pictures of her where her tongue isn't sticking out.

Mel's ETD was flaring up again last night, I think he licked my face three or four times!

by Jackson's Bush October 1, 2016

Tongue fu

A marital art.

My tongue fu is strong!

by Flakey June 23, 2012

tongskuma

When a man is giving you some good succ and then bites your clit as you cum which is then followed by the shoving of a blanket into the womans throat until she vomits all over her vagina while the man is biting/sucking/licking it.

Friend 1: "Yo so did you get that dank tongskuma last night?"

Friend 2: "Yeah gurl it was sooo delicious."

Friend 1: "Damn how did he react?"

Friend 2: "He returned the favor... ;)"

by pseudonym of a person February 7, 2018