Cooter Tooter

Someone who has a tendency to queef very regularly.

That bitch is a cooter tooter.

by jnotosh December 8, 2010

for totes ser

For totes ser is an abbreviation for totally serious. The for is unnecessary, it simply rolls off the tongue.

Let's say you approach me with a question such as: "Jon, did you shoot that hoe?" Then I would respond "Why yes Jake... I'm for totes ser." As in I am being (for) totally serious.

by Jon Shields September 10, 2006

tote a pole

To shot or have a gun

Idgaf if you can fight I tote a pole bitch

by Phatkat55555555 November 23, 2017

totes awks

Totally awkward

It was totes awks when my dad caught me in bed with my new boyfriend.

by Tanny_G April 26, 2011

Totem sisters

When two girls have slept with the same guy, they're totem sisters

I heard you slept with Johnny, that makes us totem sisters

by Chocolate surprise February 12, 2010

Tosten

A tosten is a unit of measurement in length, weight, time, and alcoholic consumption (beer standard).
Length-6 feet
Weight-100lbs
Time 30 minutes
Or 3 beers

He weighed 1.3 tostens and was about 1 tosten tall and could run a .5 tosten mile and a half after consuming a tostens worth of Amstel Light.

Can YOU bench 2 tostens?

by p3orion December 27, 2013

Tortellini

Tortellini is the archdemon of the seventh circle of hell.

Beware for Tortellini is the most powerful of the archdemons.

by Thoulur January 16, 2019