The act of placing one of your ass cheeks firmly into the ass crack of another person and vice versa. Both parties must press as hard as they can, and complete the total eclipse. WARNING: THIS IS A TRUST EXERCISE! DO NOT FART!
My wife and I have never been that good at cuddling until we started Total Eclipsing.
That girl's ass is so thick I think she'd crush me if we tried Total Eclipsing!
It was so hot to watch those girls stop, drop, flip it, and start Total Eclipsing it.
She was so heartbroken after her boyfriend broke up with her. How was she to know she needed to fart during their Total Eclipsing?
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That girl's ass is so thick I think she'd crush me if we tried Total Eclipsing!
It was so hot to watch those girls stop, drop, flip it, and start Total Eclipsing it.
She was so heartbroken after her boyfriend broke up with her. How was she to know she needed to fart during their Total Eclipsing?
ACT NOW AND GET THE "HOT ASSES TOTAL ECLIPSING Vol 5." NOW!!
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A disastrous event produced when the manager delegates every possible aspect of the planning to others who have real jobs and don't actually complete anything on schedule.
David go to Dublin this week? Who wouldn't want to go to Dublin?
Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.
Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.
by PsychoPuppyDad October 4, 2011
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Bill; "Why you hang so much wit Andrea?"
Stephen; "She got it all man, she's the Total Package!"
Bill; "True dat!"
Stephen; "She got it all man, she's the Total Package!"
Bill; "True dat!"
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Jim Steinman: I just farted.
Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.
Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.
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