tour

Going on holiday with your friends under the pretense that you'll be playing rugby. Possibly with the addition of something charitable to make it easier to sell to your significant other.

Specific requirements for tour: At least two nights away, playing at least one game in another country, with three consecutive drinking sessions. It still counts if you don't drink, but a session had to be happening.

If you don't play, it's not touring - you're merely an independent observer, a bit like the UN.

Everything else isn't touring - one night away, watching instead of playing, etc.

See also Domestic Touring

"Now we're touring"
"I love tour"
"Never trust a fart on day 3 of tour"

by Day3Tourist October 21, 2018

tour de sauce

A handy phrase when you want all available sauces at a fast food restaurant.

I'd like ketchup, barbeque, sweet n' sour... hell, just give me the tour de sauce.

by thomicide November 19, 2014

Tour de Laramie

A bicycle event held in Laramie WY. where students at the University of Wyoming ride around town piss drunk and stop at every bar in town, to get more drunk.

Greg- What are you doing tonight Tom?
Tom- Getting drunk dressing up as Scooby Doo and riding my bike all over town.
Greg- I forgot its TOUR DE LARAMIE.

by LARAMIE RES March 18, 2011

Tour of Italy

When you sit on a girls face and her nose is in the asshole, balls are in the mouth, and she’s stroking you off. Thus, giving you a little “taste” of everything.

That chick gave me a tour of Italy last night and it was epic.

by Hurley crew October 4, 2021

tour de douche

"A peloton of weekend warrior d-bags clogging up the roadways decked out in full cycling regalia, led by a yellow jersey'd supreme douche extraordinaire."

I was late to work because I got stuck behind the tour de douche.

by Zephyr007 October 14, 2015

tour de stade

Literally: "tour of stadium"
This is when you, in the words of Jack from Lost, "run all the steps in every section of a stadium up and down."

Jack: It was a Tour de Stade.
Sarah: What?
Jack: When you run all the steps in every section of a stadium up and down.
Sarah: Why would you do that?
Jack: I'm intense.
Sarah: Did you finish?
Jack: No, I hurt my ankle.
Sarah: That sucks for you.
-from Lost season 2 episode 1

by Bob Gunderson April 25, 2006

Tour of the house

A discrete way of asking someone if they want to hook up.

Dean: You smell nice
Kseniya: Would you like a tour of the house? ;)
Alex: Dean, you have a girlfriend

by JewlzStille January 13, 2011