Used when a person is acting strange, sexual, in need of some guidance or just needs a reality check
My friend Marie has been acting over sexual and paranoid so I recommended she should go outside and touch grass.
by Loathing Pain May 18, 2021
A Twitter user's last option for when they are losing an argument alongside other phrases such as:
-"You are arguing with a minor"
-"Racist", "Bigot", etc...
-"ratio + L + you fell off"
-"You are arguing with a minor"
-"Racist", "Bigot", etc...
-"ratio + L + you fell off"
"touch grass"
by KalbHimar December 22, 2021
by nike kicks November 2, 2021
THE MOST. MOST. POWERFUL. WORDS. it makes a discord mod go crazy, and sometimes get removed out of their existance
a person who has a discord account: *types* yo bro, mr. discord mod
discord mod:what
a person who has a discord account: touch grass
(the discord mod had nothing to say because he got removed out of his existence)
discord mod:what
a person who has a discord account: touch grass
(the discord mod had nothing to say because he got removed out of his existence)
by asdwdsaw145 March 1, 2022
When somebody makes something non sexual, sexual. Meaning you have to get out more.
“Go touch grass” AKA “You need to get out more!”
“Go touch grass” AKA “You need to get out more!”
Girl 1: “I am so wet rn from the rain!”
Girl 2: “That’s what she said 😏”
Girl 1: you seriously have to touch grass
Girl 2: “That’s what she said 😏”
Girl 1: you seriously have to touch grass
by afijqlrJLF KJ March 4, 2021
It means you’re developing “chronically online syndrome” and need to go outside and get off the Internet for a while and get back in touch with reality.
by SparklyNinja February 10, 2023
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