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Total Eclipsing

The act of placing one of your ass cheeks firmly into the ass crack of another person and vice versa. Both parties must press as hard as they can, and complete the total eclipse. WARNING: THIS IS A TRUST EXERCISE! DO NOT FART!
My wife and I have never been that good at cuddling until we started Total Eclipsing.

That girl's ass is so thick I think she'd crush me if we tried Total Eclipsing!

It was so hot to watch those girls stop, drop, flip it, and start Total Eclipsing it.

She was so heartbroken after her boyfriend broke up with her. How was she to know she needed to fart during their Total Eclipsing?

ACT NOW AND GET THE "HOT ASSES TOTAL ECLIPSING Vol 5." NOW!!
by DMonkage May 14, 2014
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Total Delegation Meltdown

A disastrous event produced when the manager delegates every possible aspect of the planning to others who have real jobs and don't actually complete anything on schedule.
David go to Dublin this week? Who wouldn't want to go to Dublin?

Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.
by PsychoPuppyDad October 4, 2011
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Total Package

Someone who has it all, looks, personality, intelligence, creativity, multi talented, is good at "it."
Bill; "Why you hang so much wit Andrea?"

Stephen; "She got it all man, she's the Total Package!"

Bill; "True dat!"
by gamisiking July 1, 2016
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Total Nonstop Ass

Wrestling promotion on SpikeTV, and what "TNA" really stands for. An embarrassment to not just professional wrestling, but to humanity in general.
Total Nonstop Action? More like Total Nonstop Ass. TNA is a fucking joke.
by A.C. Sativa February 12, 2013
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Total Eclipse of the Fart

When one member of a closed space farts at the same time as another, but that member's fart is so powerful that it overbears anything else.
Jim Steinman: I just farted.

Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.
by heffelda October 25, 2010
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Total Monet

Used to describe someone who looks good from far away, but up close is a total mess. Reference "Clueless"

The use of "Monet" is in reference to impressionist paintings
When I first saw her, I thought she was hot, but then she got up close and was a total Monet.
by giglingurl February 7, 2008
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Total CMU Move

A Total Carnegie Mellon University Move ("Total CMU Move," or "TCMUM"), defined as prefacing an uber-intelligent question or statement with something to the effect of, "I know this is a dumb question," or, "This is probably the stupidest thing you'll hear today," as some subtly patronizing way of letting everyone around you know you're smarter than them -- as though it were an utterance so far below the usual standards of your stunning intellect that you have to apologize for it.
Pierre de Fermat: "So I have this equation here, it's kinda hard to solve... But it goes something like this, a^n + b^n = c^n..."

Student: "Uh, Professor Fermat, excuse me for sounding like a total idiot asking something as basic this, but it appears to me that no three positive integers a, b, and c can satisfy that equation for any integer value of 'n' greater than two. Or am I just like way off here?"

Everyone thinking in unison: "Total CMU Move, dude."
by deltachild7 September 23, 2013
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