by Anonymous July 30, 2003
A chiefly British derogatory term, literally meaning "one who masturbates," but properly used to describe anyone who is either incompetent, supercilious, or otherwise generally unpleasant. Tosser is a British synonym to the primarily American derogatory term, jerkoff, which is also used in the same manner as wanker and tosser.
Joe Sixpack: I'm going to need you to come in for work on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and New Year's, all without overtime pay.
Jolly Roger: Don't be such a tosser. I'm going to the pub with my mates on those days!
Jolly Roger: Don't be such a tosser. I'm going to the pub with my mates on those days!
by FoxWing Mabon-Tail December 15, 2008
a tosser is similar to a wanker, well, its really exactly the same. tossing and wanking are both different words for masterbation. if you dont know what any of those words mean, dont use them.
by king_jimmy August 21, 2005
by International Bad Boy August 20, 2004
Shut up you tosser!
by 1inABillion April 05, 2015
Russian President Putin. Means a jerk off in American English. Also, British slang for male masturbation.
by Pink Partner September 08, 2013
as above but more like wanker than dickhead, as the toss in tosser refers to the tossing motion of masterbation (or tossing-off). A tosser is someone who masterbates.
by tonguestubble August 16, 2005