Tosser

Useless, pathetic, incapable of doing anything right
by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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Tosser

A chiefly British derogatory term, literally meaning "one who masturbates," but properly used to describe anyone who is either incompetent, supercilious, or otherwise generally unpleasant. Tosser is a British synonym to the primarily American derogatory term, jerkoff, which is also used in the same manner as wanker and tosser.
Joe Sixpack: I'm going to need you to come in for work on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and New Year's, all without overtime pay.
Jolly Roger: Don't be such a tosser. I'm going to the pub with my mates on those days!
by FoxWing Mabon-Tail December 15, 2008
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a tosser is similar to a wanker, well, its really exactly the same. tossing and wanking are both different words for masterbation. if you dont know what any of those words mean, dont use them.
by king_jimmy August 21, 2005
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Man City supporters are all tossers.
by International Bad Boy August 20, 2004
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used as an insult, calling someone a tosser is calling them 'an absolute retard'
Shut up you tosser!
by 1inABillion April 05, 2015
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Russian President Putin. Means a jerk off in American English. Also, British slang for male masturbation.
"Putin really is a tosser." Henry Smith, MP
by Pink Partner September 08, 2013
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as above but more like wanker than dickhead, as the toss in tosser refers to the tossing motion of masterbation (or tossing-off). A tosser is someone who masterbates.
Dave is a tosser, he keeps tossing-off
by tonguestubble August 16, 2005
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