Tortling

The act in which you receive blowjob (oral sex), while your are engage in online video gaming.

While playing COD, the neighborhood slut was tortling me.

by c_will502 March 13, 2010

turtalicious

Something that contains the greatness of a turtle.

Ellen:I love this website!
Elizabeth:I know! It's pretty turtalicious.

by Elizabeth and Ellen August 9, 2008

tortalize

(v.) to jack or gank

I need to tortalize me a 63" plasma.

by Ebuc Nepo October 14, 2005

Tortilinie

A person who sells souls for discount prices.

Draper: "I lost my soul again!"
Betsey: "You should go buy one from Tortilinie!"
Draper: "NO, THAT BITCH STOLE MY CRACK RAT!"

by Tortilinie July 30, 2009

Tortling

The act of interacting with a turtle

That person over there near the turtle pen in the zoo is tortling right now

by DefectivePotato01 October 28, 2022

zucchini_tortellini.cos

Owner of a fat voluptuous earth quake starting ass and an absolute horse cock my god

“Damn zucchini_tortellini.cos sure is the Owner of a fat voluptuous earthquake starting ass and an absolute horse cock my god”

I didn’t wanna put that it forced me

by ur mom sucks my nuts June 22, 2021

Chupa my tortellini

A generalized sexual inuendo

You want to chupa my tortellini?

by Ddawg747 October 30, 2020