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Tortling

The act in which you receive blowjob (oral sex), while your are engage in online video gaming.
While playing COD, the neighborhood slut was tortling me.
by c_will502 March 13, 2010
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turtalicious

Something that contains the greatness of a turtle.
Ellen:I love this website!
Elizabeth:I know! It's pretty turtalicious.
by Elizabeth and Ellen August 9, 2008
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tortalize

(v.) to jack or gank
I need to tortalize me a 63" plasma.
by Ebuc Nepo October 14, 2005
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Tortilinie

A person who sells souls for discount prices.
Draper: "I lost my soul again!"
Betsey: "You should go buy one from Tortilinie!"
Draper: "NO, THAT BITCH STOLE MY CRACK RAT!"
by Tortilinie July 30, 2009
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Tortling

That person over there near the turtle pen in the zoo is tortling right now
by DefectivePotato01 October 28, 2022
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zucchini_tortellini.cos

Owner of a fat voluptuous earth quake starting ass and an absolute horse cock my god
“Damn zucchini_tortellini.cos sure is the Owner of a fat voluptuous earthquake starting ass and an absolute horse cock my god”

I didn’t wanna put that it forced me
by ur mom sucks my nuts June 22, 2021
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Chupa my tortellini

A generalized sexual inuendo
by Ddawg747 October 30, 2020
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