Topper

Noun. The last toke you take before you stop smoking weed because you are as high as you want to be.

"No thanks man, that last one was my topper."

"No dude, I topped out already."

"I had to pick up the phone just as I was exhaling my topper! I hate talking to people when I'm high; it was like, "I know I'm talking too much, but I don't know what I can leave out of what I'm saying!"

by Thomas Shane January 8, 2010

topper

A poo that is so large in the toilet it breaks the top of the water surface.

Friend: Man you were in the bathroom forever.

Me: Oh yeah man I had to take a topper.

by randomreboot26 November 17, 2011

Toppers

Abbreviation of Topshop.

Girl: Did you go into Toppers the other day babe?
Another girl: Yeah, I bought those shorts I was telling you about.

by nicola95 May 1, 2011

Topper

A female who specifically is skilled at most and/or all sexual positions in which she is on top of her significant other.

My girlgriend gives great head, but i wish she was a topper.

I love to hit it from the back, but that's a lot of work, that is why sometimes I prefer a topper.

by Neon Deon February 20, 2014

toppers

The sexual act of exposing or allowing the fondling of the top half of a female, ie breasts.

That chick was only half slutty; she only gave toppers.

by Professional Cyborg November 23, 2007

topper

In referring to gay relationships, or gay male prostitutes.

The "man" in the relationship is usually known as a "topper". He doesn't suck dick, just gets his dick sucked……….. By dudes. Still a fag.

Brian claims to only be a topper. Anyway you look at it, he's still a fag.

by JT!!!! March 20, 2008

topper

when you shit in the top part of the toilet. adding weeks of misery to your victim.

I dropped a topper in the tank of my best friend.

by doug April 21, 2004